Call Me Maybe
“Hey, Ortiz! Why’d you beat up on me, huh? I’m just a poor phone. And you know what else? You suck!”
“Thank you for the call, good sir. I’m afraid I must disagree with your assessment of my baseball abilities.”
“Observe my line for today’s game (4-for-4, 2 runs, 2 runs batted in), reconsider your opinion, and settle yourself so that you may enjoy the nuances of my team pummeling yours.”
| Game 106: July 28, 2013 | ||
 Boston Red Sox63-43 |
5 | W: Jon Lester (10-6) |
| 2B: Mike Napoli – 2 (28), Jarrod Saltalamacchia (26) HR: David Ortiz (20) | ||
| Baltimore Orioles 58-48 |
0 | L: Jason Hammel (7-8) |
| No extra base hits | ||
