Empyreal Environs

You tell me that he’s got ev’ry pitch you want
And your Bard can sting
But he’s blown the last three
He’s blown the last three

You say you’ve seen triple digits
And that Bard’s got speed
But the ball’s on a tee
The ball’s on a tee

When your prized reliever
Starts to weigh you down
Look for some strong liquor
I’ll buy a round, I’ll buy a round

When your Bard is broken
Will he make you moan
You may be awoken
Use the phone, use the phone

You tell me that you’ve heard every sound there is
And your Bard can sting
But you can’t hear me
You can’t hear me

Don Orsillo’s tie looked like mildew or an oil spill.

Game 148: September 14, 2011
Toronto Blue Jays 75-74	5	W: Ricky Romero (15-10) S: Frank Francisco (15)
		No extra base hits
Boston Red Sox 86-62	4	H: Franklin Morales (9) H: Alfredo Aceves (9) BS, L: Daniel Bard (5, 2-8)
		2B: Marco Scutaro (20) 3B: Jacoby Ellsbury (5) HR: Adrian Gonzalez (26)