Welcome Back, Epstein
So, we weren’t pining away after Theo Epstein in vain after all. The Great Theo has returned according to a statement released on NESN just minutes ago.
In other news, the Easter Bunny was just seen in Fall River, Santa Claus sent me an apologetic note for not giving me a Big Wheel with sound effects, and the Tooth Fairy just recently gave me investment advice as astute as Warren Buffet’s.
More later when I actually fully comprehend what has just occurred and details emerge.
