New York Cheesecake
Yesterday the Yankees signed Alan Embree after he had cleared waivers. What will he look like without a goatee? The New York AL team is so desperate for pitching, they went to Colorado to pick up Shawn Chacon, who managed to compile a respectable 4.09 ERA in the lofty climes of Boulder. Chacon is the 4th player to wear the number 39 this season (an illustrious list that includes Melky Cabrera) and he is the Empire’s 13th starting pitcher. Yankees pitching is thinner than Lindsay Lohan post-Herbie. Sweet and just desserts.
