Empyreal Environs

Game 46: May 26, 2005
Red Sox (25-21), 1
Blue Jays (26-21), 8
L: Wade Miller (1-1)
W: Gustavo Chacin (5-3)
S: Pete Walker (2)

Times have changed
Our team is getting worse
They won’t obey the coaches
They’re beginning to believe the curse!
Should we blame Bud Selig?
Or blame talk radio?
Or should we blame the morons on the Big Show?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin’ heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to win the AL East
The Jay’s lead increased!
Don’t blame me
For Shea Hillenbrand
He’s slugging .470
And now he’s feeling grand!
And that boy Shea once
Had Theo’s picture on his shelf
But now when he sees him he tells him to fuck himself!
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada, blame Canada
They’re not even a real country anyway
My son could’ve been a 40-40 man, it’s unfair
Instead he burned out like Soriano on a tear
Should we blame the strikeouts?
Should we blame the swinger?
Or the trainer who let him try to hit the next dinger?
Heck no!
Blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their healthcare hullabaloo
And that bitch Lisa Ruddy, too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
Ohhh...
The losses we must stop
The pitches we must bash
The lack of the timely run
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us