Why Bow Ties?
First it was Ron Jaworski, then Sean Salisbury. It is a growing epidemic on ESPN: bow ties. Both former quarterbacks provide solid analysis (Jaworski more so than Salisbury, of course). However, I can not take anyone seriously if they are wearing a bow tie without a tuxedo. This is because the primary donners of this attire are as follows:
- Playboy Bunnies
- Clowns (Krusty can pull it off, however.)
- Mr. Winkle
This fashion trend has me fit to be tied, but I’ll bow out of making any further comments.
Comments
Two words on why bow ties suck: Tucker Carlson.
PTH ∙ 28 January 2005 ∙ 11:56 PM
I'm losing my touch. How could I have forgotten the Tuck?
Good call, Piney.
Empyreal ∙ 29 January 2005 ∙ 12:56 AM
Tuck is a shmuck......And whats wrong with Playboy bunny's????
Mike
beat ∙ 29 January 2005 ∙ 11:58 PM
The bunnies kept on complaining when they were used for testing chemical compounds. Why they continue to raise a stink when we inject various products to be tested into their eyes is beyond me....
Oh, "Playboy" bunnies. Well, for people who like those kinds of things, I guess that's the kind of things those people like. I thought you were more enlightened, beat.
Empyreal ∙ 31 January 2005 ∙ 3:33 AM
Ouch......Try and make a joke and the next thing you know.....I'm just another male chauvanist pigs who sees nothing but whats on the outside.....Now that really hurts.....
Mike
(There should be more than a tad bit of sarcasm being read here)
beat ∙ 31 January 2005 ∙ 5:46 AM