Stop. Sith. Stay.
Hasbro announces Darth Tater, and the character that cut a terrifying figure in my childhood is now a mere spud.
Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of Sith, the man that slaughtered defenseless Tusken women and children, choked both Captain Needa and Admiral Ozzel to death merely because they were incompetent, and killed his own mentor in cold blood is now a Potatohead. I mean, Lord Potatohead, I guess. Now the only thing scary about him is that, although he is a potato, he is undigestable.
Warning: CHOKING HAZARD -Small Parts. Not for Children Under 3 yrs.
(You know I’ll be the first to buy one, make scale Yankee and Steinbrenner paraphernalia, and deck it up as an effigy of the Evil Empire, right? I just wanted to be clear on that.)
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Empy - you should quit your day job immediately. You are too damn funny to not get paid for it. I insist that you post pictures of Dark Spudbrenner post-haste!
BlackJack ∙ 16 January 2005 ∙ 1:42 PM
I've only been able to find mock-ups of Spudbrenner. Stay tuned....
(I find I'm most creative during boring football games. Thanks, Vikings and Eagles!)
Empyreal ∙ 16 January 2005 ∙ 3:40 PM